Stanley Yelnats

Meet Stanley Yelnats


“Why give attention to anything else when you could be giving attention to me?”


Miniature Dachshund

Bad Habit:

Has yet to carry Madam Zeroni up the mountain

Special Talent:

Eating speed (it’s terrifying)

Submitted by: Cecilia Allan, M.A


Born in Florida, raised in Vermont, and now a full-time New Yorker, Stanley is always finding new ways to get into trouble. Frequently referred to as ““The Bandit,”” he is constantly trying to steal food and socks. He knows he can get away with it using a combination of insane puppy dog eyes and apologetic cuddles. Instagram: @longman_stan